BOB!

I HAVE A CUT ON MY CHIN D: D: D:!! HIS NAME IS BOB!
ITS ALL LIKE RED AND STUFF ITS COOL.
BOB IS MY FREIND I EVEN TALK TO HIM.
TODAY I WAS All like "DUDE ARE YOU INFECTED", AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "NOO DUDE IM NOT!"
AND I WAS ALL LIKE "OKAY DUDE TAKE A CHILL PILL", AND HE WAS LIKE "NOOO I ALREADY TAKE TO MANY ANGER MANAGEMENT PILLS!!"AND I WAS ALL LIKE DUDE AND HE WAS LIKE DUDE AND I WAS ALL LIKE BLAH BLAH BLAH KFJDIRMVUDKG ONE MAKATWO MAKATHREE MAKA RENA FOUR MAKAFIVE MAKASIX MAKA RENA HEYYYY MAKA RENA HEY!

LIVERPOOL!

WELL OF COURSE EVERBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT LIVERPOOL ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD! THEY ARE HAVING A BAD SEASON BUT THEY ARE STILL A GREAT TEAM. THEY HAVE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIVE TIMES, THATS A BRITISH RECORD SO BEAT THAT MAN U! AND THEY HAVE WON THE LEAGUE 18 TIMES! ONLY MAN U COULD EQUAL THAT RECORD! AS WELL I HAVE POSTED UP THE VIDEO OF LIVERPOOL'S BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL IN ISTANBUL (TURKEY) IN 2005.

ARESNAL BOO!!!!

I DONT KNOW WHY A TEAM SO BAD SHOULD BE ALOUD PLAY FOOTBALL I MEAN COME ON! ALL THE PEOPLE IN MY CLASS WHO SUPPORT ARESNAL ARE OFF THEIR NUT! AND ITS LIKE A RULE AT ARESNAL THAT EVERYBODY MUST BE EIGHT YEARS OLD! I HATE THEM SO MUCH THAT I AM NOT GOING TO RIGHT ANY MORE!

FARTS!

BEANS BEANS THEIR GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART

BEANS BEANS THE MAGICAL FRUIT THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TUIT!

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

WORLD CUP!

EVERY FOUR YEARS A BIG FOOTBALL COMPETION BETWEEN COUNTRYS ALL OVER THE WORLD HAPPENS. THE BIG FAVOURITES TO WIN THIS YEAR ARE EITHER BRAZIL OR SPAIN.WITH BRAZIL LIFTING THE TROPHY A RECORD FIVE TIMES!! LAST TIMES WINNERS WERE ITALY WHEN THEY BEAT FRANCE ON PENALTYS. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT SPAIN ARE GOING TO LIFT THE TROPHY THIS YEAR WITH PLAYERS LIKE FERNANDO TORRES HELPING THEM TO WIN.ALTOUGH IF THE HAND OF THIERY HENRY HAD NOT GOT IN THE WAY IRELAND FOR SURE WOULD HAVE WON. ON YOUR LEFT YOU CAN SEE A PICTURE OF THE OLD WORLD CUP TROPHY GIVEN TO BRAZIL TO KEEP. AND ABOVE THAT PICTURE YOU CAN SEE THE OFFICIAL FIFA WORLD CUP SOUTH AFRICA LOGO.

LAMBO V FORD GT

HERE IS MY FAVOURITE CAR IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ITS CALLED THE FORD G40.

UNDER THE BONNET IT HAS A SUPERCHARGED V8 WHICH PRODUCES 550bhp. IT WILL GO FROM 0-60mph in 3.3s and has a top speed of 212mph! THIS CAR WON LE MAN 4 YEARS IN A ROW!!!

ITS CLOSEST RIVAL IS THE LAMBROGHINI MULCIELAGO WHICH HAS A SUPERCHARGED V12 WHICH PRODUCES 670bhp and goes from O-60 IN JUST 3.4s AND HAS AN AMAZING TOP SPEED OF 211mph!!!!!

LEWIS

HELLO IM LEWIS AND IM MAKING A BLOG OF COMPLTELY RANDOM STUFF!!!!!
PANCAKES ARE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! XD